Good & Healthy Relationship Advice & Tips

It’s probably for the best that your boyfriend not tell you too much about his exes. That being said, when a man doesn’t give you any details about his past relationships, your imagination tends to wander in the worst way.

It’s okay if you think these things about your boyfriend’s ex. The truth is, we all do.

His friends probably loved her

His friends probably thought she was perfect for him. I bet she made them laugh and she fit right in. They probably didn’t want her to break up with him. They probably still miss her!

She probably gave amazing head

She almost definitely knew some magic tricks that I’ll never know about going down there.

In fact, she was probably really kinky

Yeah, she probably did all sorts of acrobatics. He just endures our boring sex life because he loves me, but he probably misses the days of…whatever they did.

I bet they went to cool stuff

They probably went to, like, underground concerts and music festivals and midnight hikes.

She probably never got emotional

She probably had her emotions totally under control and never burst out crying over a YouTube video.

And only had the best lingerie

She totally only had expensive, lacey underwear. Oh, and matching bras!

And never binge ate

She was probably like a unicorn who somehow never got cravings.

Yeah, she was probably in perfect shape

She was almost definitely one of those girls with a flat stomach, even though she did nothing to earn it.

And she’s probably wealthy and famous now

Even though I don’t know who she is, she is probably somehow famous. Her life probably only gets more fabulous after every break up.

I bet she didn’t have to wear makeup

She must have been one of those Ralph Lauren types who just looked effortlessly flawless all of the time.

And she probably never got jealous

And she probably never, ever, had crazy thoughts just like these ones about my man’s other previous exes.

CREDIT: Madamenoire.com